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Mild Apprehension

Hi. I'm Bri. My cats hate me.






c0mmonc0urtesy Asked:
No, I'm not real.

My answer:

Ohp. Then, who is?




c0mmonc0urtesy Asked:
Excuse me, do I know you?

My answer:

I think the correct question would be do I know YOU




c0mmonc0urtesy Asked:
Never!

My answer:

Look, I’m going to need you to cut this shit out.




emilianadarling:

Because instantly alienating a huge chunk of your demographic through offensive humour is the best way to sell soda pop. (x)

(via theseagullsarewatching)



c0mmonc0urtesy Asked:
"Scrub."

My answer:

Stop it, you!



(Source: spectrum-of-emotion, via holdthese)



hea-rt:

Panda (by acceberlebb)

hea-rt:

Panda (by acceberlebb)

(via loving-oxytocin)



toricbaby:

hookedheart:

rahrahlikeadungeondragon:

kwieta:

i would loose my shit if i was going to the food court and this was at the bottom on the escalator 

omfg

seriously how


Dope.

toricbaby:

hookedheart:

rahrahlikeadungeondragon:

kwieta:

i would loose my shit if i was going to the food court and this was at the bottom on theĀ escalatorĀ 

omfg

seriously how

Dope.

(Source: brink182)



(Source: itouchtouchthings, via loving-oxytocin)


kanyewesticle:

today when i was walking home an actual woman was watering her actual car with an actual watering can

(via lolwut-niggga)